Birdie Jokes

One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly,
the blonde's friend said, Oh, look, a dead birdie. The blonde looked up
and said, Where?

One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly,
the blonde`s friend said, Oh, look, a dead birdie. The blonde looked up
and said, Where?

Birdie Birdie in the sky,
Dropped some white stuff in my eye.
I'm a big girl, I won't cry.
I'm just glad that cows don't fly!

Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.

Little birdie in the sky, dropped a poopie in my eye.
I didn't scream, I didn't cry, I'm just happy cows can't fly!