Birdie Jokes / Recent Jokes

Birdie Birdie in the sky,
Dropped some white stuff in my eye.
I'm a big girl, I won't cry.
I'm just glad that cows don't fly!

Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were walking on the beach. Justin said, "Hey Britney, look at that dead birdie!"Britney looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"

Birdie, birdie in the sky
Dropped some white stuff in my eye,
I’m a big girl I won’t cry,
I’m just glad that cows don’t fly.

One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly,
the blonde`s friend said, Oh, look, a dead birdie. The blonde looked up
and said, Where?

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie." The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"

Q. Why did the birdie go to the hospital? A. To get a tweetment.