Beth Jokes

Knock KnockWhos there! Beth! Beth who? Beth wisheth, thweetie!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Beth!
Beth who?
Beth wisheth, thweetie! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Beth!
Beth who?
Beth your bottom dollar!

On Christmas eve, Santa was working hard leaving presents for all the good little girls and boys of the world, when he came to this house that Beth lived at. Beth was a very hot 19 year old, and was waiting up to see Santa. When Santa started to leave the presents under the tree, Beth said hey Santa, and he turned around to see beth in a bathrobe just standing there. She said all I want for Christmas, is for you to make love to me?
Santa looked at Beth and said HO Ho Ho gotta go go go, and deliver presants to all the good little boys and girls of the world. Just then Beth undone her robe and was standing in a very naughty nightie, and said Santa please take me? Santa looked at her and said again, HO Ho Ho gotta go go go, and deliver presants to all the good little boys and girls of the world.
Beth was so horny, and she untied the nightie, and was standing naked and again said Santa get over here and fuck me? Santa turned for the third time and said, hey hey hey, gotta stay more...

Knock Knock Who's there! Beth! Beth who? Beth wisheth, thweetie!

Just before the final bell rings, a third grade teacher gives her students a project. "Okay class," the teacher says, "I would like you to talk with your parents tonight and ask them to tell you a story that has a moral to it and share it with the rest of the class."
The following day, class begins and the teacher tells her students that it's time to tell their stories. She calls on Beth first.
Beth stands up and says, "My family raises chickens for the meat market. We had a dozen eggs and were counting on all of them to hatch so we could sell them, but only eight hatched."
"What's the moral, Beth?" the teacher asks.
"Don't count your chickens before they're hatched," Beth answers.
The teacher then calls on Wendy.
Wendy stands and says, "My family raises chickens for the market too, but we only sell the eggs. One day we put our eggs in a large basket but while we were driving to the market, we hit a big more...