"Santas present" joke
On Christmas eve, Santa was working hard leaving presents for all the good little girls and boys of the world, when he came to this house that Beth lived at. Beth was a very hot 19 year old, and was waiting up to see Santa. When Santa started to leave the presents under the tree, Beth said hey Santa, and he turned around to see beth in a bathrobe just standing there. She said all I want for Christmas, is for you to make love to me?
Santa looked at Beth and said HO Ho Ho gotta go go go, and deliver presants to all the good little boys and girls of the world. Just then Beth undone her robe and was standing in a very naughty nightie, and said Santa please take me? Santa looked at her and said again, HO Ho Ho gotta go go go, and deliver presants to all the good little boys and girls of the world.
Beth was so horny, and she untied the nightie, and was standing naked and again said Santa get over here and fuck me? Santa turned for the third time and said, hey hey hey, gotta stay stay stay, cant get up the chimmny with my dick this way!
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