Nightie Jokes

One summer night, while Little Johnny was at camp, he woke up in the middle of the night. He was scared of the sounds from the woods around the camp, so he ran to the camp leader's shack. He banged on the door, and the gorgeous blonde camp leader, dressed in only her nightie, opened the door.
"I can't sleep! The woods are spooking me, can I sleep in here with you?"
"No! Go back to bed", replied the blonde. "Please? My mom lets me sleep with her when I'm scared."
The blonde thought for a minute and said ok. They laid down, and Johnny asked if he could play with her belly button. "NO! Why would you do that?!"
"My mom let's me when I'm scared, and I'm feeling really homesick!"
"Fine, go ahead. If it makes you feel better, I don't see the harm in it."
She pulls up her nightie so he can play with her belly button. A moment passes and the blonde shouts out "Hey!! That's not my belly more...

On Christmas eve, Santa was working hard leaving presents for all the good little girls and boys of the world, when he came to this house that Beth lived at. Beth was a very hot 19 year old, and was waiting up to see Santa. When Santa started to leave the presents under the tree, Beth said hey Santa, and he turned around to see beth in a bathrobe just standing there. She said all I want for Christmas, is for you to make love to me?
Santa looked at Beth and said HO Ho Ho gotta go go go, and deliver presants to all the good little boys and girls of the world. Just then Beth undone her robe and was standing in a very naughty nightie, and said Santa please take me? Santa looked at her and said again, HO Ho Ho gotta go go go, and deliver presants to all the good little boys and girls of the world.
Beth was so horny, and she untied the nightie, and was standing naked and again said Santa get over here and fuck me? Santa turned for the third time and said, hey hey hey, gotta stay more...

Preeto was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black nighty and carefully place it in her suitcase so it would not wrinkle. Well, her mom forgot until the last minute. So she dashed out and could only find a short pink nightie. She bought it and threw it into the suitcase.
After the wedding the bride, Preeto and the groom, Banta, enter their hotel room.
Banta was a little self-conscious so he asked his new bride, Preeto to change in the bathroom and promise not to peek while he got ready for bed.
While Preeto was in the bathroom, she opened her suitcase and saw the negligee her mother had thrown in there.
She exclaimed, "Oh no! It's short, pink, and wrinkled!"
Then her groom cried out, "I told you not to peek!"