"Little Johnny at Camp" joke
One summer night, while Little Johnny was at camp, he woke up in the middle of the night. He was scared of the sounds from the woods around the camp, so he ran to the camp leader's shack. He banged on the door, and the gorgeous blonde camp leader, dressed in only her nightie, opened the door.
"I can't sleep! The woods are spooking me, can I sleep in here with you?"
"No! Go back to bed", replied the blonde. "Please? My mom lets me sleep with her when I'm scared."
The blonde thought for a minute and said ok. They laid down, and Johnny asked if he could play with her belly button. "NO! Why would you do that?!"
"My mom let's me when I'm scared, and I'm feeling really homesick!"
"Fine, go ahead. If it makes you feel better, I don't see the harm in it."
She pulls up her nightie so he can play with her belly button. A moment passes and the blonde shouts out "Hey!! That's not my belly button!!"
Little Johnny's reply was, "I know, it's not my finger either."
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