Belt Jokes

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    Q. Why did the belt go to jail? A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

    Lancelot, Noble Knight

    Hot 2 years ago

    Before he went off to the wars, King Arthur locked his lovely wife, Guinevere, into her chastity belt. Then he summoned his loyal friend and subject, Sir Lancelot.
    "Lancelot, noble knight," said Arthur, "within this sturdy belt is imprisoned the virtue of my wife. The key to this chaste treasure I will entrust to only one man in the world. To you."
    Humbled before this great honor, Lancelot knelt, received his king's blessing and took charge of the key. Arthur mounted his steed and rode off. Not half a mile from his castle, he heard hoofbeats behind him and turned to see Sir Lancelot riding hard to catch up with him. "What is amiss, my friend?" asked the king.
    "My lord," gasped Lancelot, "you have given me the wrong key!"

    The Belt

    Hot 4 years ago

    Why was the belt arrested?
    Because it held up a pair of pants!

    Short Jokes 3

    Hot 4 years ago

    Q: Why is number six afraid?
    A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine)

    Q: How do you know when a motorcycle policeman is happy?
    A: He has bugs on his teeth!

    Q: What did zero say to eight?
    A: Nice belt.
    (The 8 looks like a 0 with a belt around its waist.)

    Q: What did number 1 say to 7?
    A: Nice hair

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