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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny.
So, the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."
"My more...
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned.
The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft the skin from her body, so the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor found suitable would have to come from his rear end.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice.
She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."
"My darling," he more...
Beauty of Mathematics
have you ever noticed that;
1 x 8 1 = 9
12 x 8 2 = 98
123 x 8 3 = 987
1234 x 8 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 9 = 987654321
now look at this;
1 x 9 2 = 11
12 x 9 3 = 111
123 x 9 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 10= 1111111111
and this one;
9 x 9 7 = 88
98 x 9 6 = 888
987 x 9 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 0 = 888888888
it was interesting, wasn't it?
Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance? Man: It did for a while - then it fell off.