"Beauty lasts for a moment" joke

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Beauty lasts for a moment
but ugly goes on and on and on.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.

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