"Beauty lasts for a moment" joke

Hot 5 years ago

Beauty lasts for a moment
but ugly goes on and on and on.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...

Teacher: Wat do u call a person who apologizes if he has committed a mistake ?
Boy: An honest man.
Teacher: Good. And what do u call a person who apologizes even if he has committed no mistake ?
Boy: A Boyfriend.

A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

You might be a redneck if you stare at the orange juice container because it says concentrate on it!

Be first to comment!
remember me
follow replies
Funny Joke? 2 vote(s). 100% are positive. 0 comment(s).