Baseball Jokes / Recent Jokes

Pittsburgh rookie Andrew McCutchen hit three homeruns in a recent game. If the Pirates knew how good he really was, they'd have already traded him.

It's Lovers day at the ballpark were the guys kiss the gals on the strikes and the gals kiss the guys on the balls.
remake of a Dizzy Dean observation while he was broadcasting a baseball game with Pee Wee Reese

Barack Obama has declined an invitation to throw out the ceremonial first pitch before the Washington Nationals' home opener, because he didn't want to show up their pitching staff.

The Atlanta Braves have added Tom Glavine and Ken Griffey Jr. to their wish list. Also on their wish list? Liniment, a hospital, and a time machine.

Frank and Ed were lifetime friends and the one thing they shared in their lives was baseball. They played on the same Little League team, the same Jr. High team, the same High School team. They both were even drafted by the same minor league team. After retiring from the game, the two friends bought season tickets for adjoining seats. Frank became ill and was on his death bed. Ed came to visit him and made Frank promise him to come back and tell him if there's baseball in the afterlife.Frank passes away that night. A day later, he visits Ed. Ed asks that burning question, "is there baseball in the afterlife?" Frank replies, "I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that there IS baseball in the afterlife." Upon hearing this, Ed is ecstatic! He says, "what could be bad after that?" Frank replies, "You're pitching on Saturday."

Anybody who watches baseball knows that the Pittsburgh Pirates trade away all of their good players every year. Ok, having said that, here's the joke.
Did you hear the news? The Pirates traded away their mascot for a couple of minor league mascots!

Majestic Athletic company has apologized for supplying Washington with jerseys reading "Natinals." On the positive side, the team can easily rectify the problem by borrowing an o from their win column.