April Jokes / Recent Jokes
Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.
Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) - You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient, and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.
Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) - You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.
Taurus (April 23 - May 22) - You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamned communist.
Gemini (May 23 - June 22) - You are a quick and more...
Prosecution paints O.J. as a wife-killer: Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel, January 25Economist uses theory to explain economy: Collinsville Herald-Journal, February 8Bible church's focus is the Bible: Saint Augustine Record, Florida, December 3, 1994Clinton pledges restraint in use of nuclear weapons: Cedar Rapids Gazette, April 6Discoveries: Older blacks have edge in longevity: The Chicago Tribune, March 5Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear: Journal of Commerce, April 20Biting nails can be sign of tenseness in a person: The Daily Gazette of Schenectady, New York, May 2Lack of brains hinders research: The Columbus Dispatch, April 16
Aquarius (Jan 23-Feb 22)
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.
Pisces (Feb 23- Mar 22)
You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.
Aries (Mar 23 - April 22)
You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.
Taurus (April 23- May 22)
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a damned communist.
Gemini (May 23- June 22)
You are a quick and more...
Knock KnockWhos there! April! April who? April might make you feel better!
Los Angeles Clipper Blake Griffin expects to be healthy by late April...just in time to help the rest of his teammates clean out their lockers.
Happy New Year, everybody!" the drunk shouted as he staggered into a small neighborhood bar.
"For your information, buddy," said the somewhat irritated bartender, "today is the first of April."
"April!" exclaimed the bewildered bibber. "Why, my wife will kill me for being out on a bender this long."
April 1st. The day we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.