Al Gore Jokes / Recent Jokes

Al Gore’s son was going to join his dad in New Jersey, until he heard The Police were headlining, and figured he’d seen enough police for one week.

On Sunday, Al Gore said he hasn't ruled out another Presidential bid.
"We have," replied America.

It was announced today that Al Gore's film, An Inconvenient Truth, will be shown in all secondary schools in Scotland.
Officials say they hope to educate Scottish students that American politicians can be just as pompous and long-winded as their British counterparts.

Realizing the hypocrisy of owning an SUV in the face of the success of “An Inconvenient Truth,” Al Gore finally discovers a compromise.

"OK, it's a blanket of snow, right? And what do blankets do? I think I've made my point."

Former Vice President Al Gore and the United Nations' Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change won the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize on Friday for their work to raise awareness about global warming.

Hell has officially frozen (just don't tell Al)

On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-and-cattle ranch outside Roswell, an incident they say has been covered up by the military.
March 31, 1948, nine months after that day, Al Gore was born. That clears up a lot of things.