Al Gore Jokes / Recent Jokes

By a vote of 5 to 4, the Supreme Court today rescinded Vice President Al Gore's Nobel Peace Prize and awarded it to President Bush instead.

Writing for the majority, Chief Justice Roberts stated that "President George W. Bush has done more than any person in the world to demonstrate what an elusive prize peace is."

Nobel laureate biologist Jim Watson apologized "unreservedly" Thursday for stating that black people were "not as intelligent as whites".

Fellow Nobel prize winner Al Gore was appalled by the comments because the committee that awarded him was all "stupid white people".

Q: What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica?
A: Absolutely nothing.

Al Gore is so dull that his secret service code name is "Al Gore".

Documents released by the White House show that the Democratic National Committee asked Al Gore to make 140 calls to campaign donors, but he only connected on 56 of them. The other 84 hung up because he sounds just like a dial tone.