What's the definition of an overbite?
When you're eating pussy and it tastes like shit!
A company was doing an English-language movie where, at one point, an exhausted messenger was supposed to dash in, collapse, and gasp out a vital message in Swahili. They even found someone who knew the language, and the scene worked beautifully in the movie -- until it played in an African town where Swahili was well-known. A moment of high drama nose-dived into comedy as the panting messenger gasped out:"I don't think I am being paid enough for this part!"
What is the difference between a faggot and a refridgerator?
The fridge dont fart when you pull the meat out.
Dirty Rubix Riddle
Hot 3 years agoQ: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
One day a man from Alabama comes to Georgia to get an education. He goes to the first professor he sees and says, “What can you teach me?”
Shocked, the professor answers, “Well, I can teach you about the power of reasoning.”
With a questioned look on his face, the man replied, “What’s that?”
“I’ll give you an example,” said the professor. “Do you have a weedeater?”
Although the question seemed strange, the man answered, “Yes, I do”
“Well, if you have a weedeater, then you must have a yard, do you have a yard?”
The man nods.
“Then, if you have a yard, I’ll bet you have a house.”
Again, the man agrees.
“Because you have a house, you must have a wife?”
Once more, the man nods.
“If you have a wife, you must be heterosexual, correct?”
The man again agrees. The man finishes up the full course and heads back to Alabama. When he comes across more...
An old married couple were driving down the road one day when suddenly the woman punched her husband right in the face. He shouted, "what the hell was that for?". She replied, "That was for 50 years of the worst sex I ever had!" As they continued down the road, suddenly the man hit his wife square in the face. She turned to him and said, "what was that for?" He said, "that, was for knowing the difference."
Q: What is the difference between a regular faggot and a midget faggot?
A: Regulars come out of the closet; midgets come out of the cupboard.