Logic Jokes

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    Got a weedeater?

    Hot 4 months agoby SWEETLY BEAT

    One day a man from Alabama comes to Georgia to get an education. He goes to the first professor he sees and says, “What can you teach me?”

    Shocked, the professor answers, “Well, I can teach you about the power of reasoning.”

    With a questioned look on his face, the man replied, “What’s that?”

    “I’ll give you an example,” said the professor. “Do you have a weedeater?”

    Although the question seemed strange, the man answered, “Yes, I do”

    “Well, if you have a weedeater, then you must have a yard, do you have a yard?”

    The man nods.

    “Then, if you have a yard, I’ll bet you have a house.”

    Again, the man agrees.

    “Because you have a house, you must have a wife?”

    Once more, the man nods.

    “If you have a wife, you must be heterosexual, correct?”

    The man again agrees. The man finishes up the full course and heads back to Alabama. When he comes across more...

    Redneck Joke

    Hot 2 years ago

    Two rednecks decided they weren't going anywhere in life, and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
    The first redneck went in to see the counselor, who told him to take Math, History, and Logic.
    "What's Logic?" the first redneck asked. The professor answered by saying, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "I sure do." said the first redneck.
    "Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.
    "That's real good!" said the redneck.
    The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."
    Impressed, the redneck said, "Amazin!"
    "And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife," continued the professor.
    "That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The redneck is obviously catching on.
    "Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are more...

    SmartHouse

    Hot 11 months ago

    Nov 28, 2005
    Moved in to my new Hermosa Beach house at last. Finally, we live in the
    smartest house in the neighborhood. Everything's networked. The
    cable TV is connected to our phone, which is connected to my
    personal computer, which is connected to the power lines, all the
    appliances and the security system. Everything runs
    off a univeral remote with the friendliest interface I've ever
    used. Programming is a snap. I'm like, totally wired.
    Nov 30
    Hot Stuff! Programmed my VCR from the office, turned up the
    thermostat and switched on the lights with the car phone, remotely
    tweaked the oven a few degress for my pizza. Everthing nice & cozy
    when I arrived. Maybe I should get the universal remote surgically attached.
    Dec 3
    Yesterday, the kitchen CRASHED. Freak event. As I opened the
    refrigerator door, the light bulb blew. Immediately, everything
    else electrical shut down - lights, microwave, coffee maker -
    everything. more...

    JehovaScript

    Hot 2 years ago

    The next generation embeddable scripting language for the web!
    JehovaScript (JS) is a powerful language with many advantages over
    current scripting systems. Its features include active alerts, a
    miracle system and error-collection. Rather than being defined as
    DOM-compliant, object-oriented or nth-generation, JS is
    Buzzword-Compliant, so your place at the forefront of technology is
    guaranteed regardless of trend-changes in the world of computing.
    Main features
    Miracles
    Each run of a JS program is entitled to three miracles. This allows
    you to deal gracefully with unexpected problems: you can create the
    needed RAM if memory allocation fails, or temporarily change the
    user's browser if the current browser does not support a certain
    feature of the language.
    Polymorphic constants
    Rather than create specialized logic for different situations, you can
    change the interpreters beliefs about constants. For example, the more...

    Mahindas Logic Exam

    Hot 1 year ago

    Mahinda decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, his old friend Wimal came home.

    Wimal: Mahinda How is your MBA preparation?

    Mahinda: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.

    Wimal: Logic is very easy.

    Mahinda: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.

    Wimal: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?

    Mahinda: YES.

    Wimal: Logically, there will be water in it.

    Mahinda: YES.

    Wimal: Logically, there will be fish in it.

    Mahinda: YES.

    Wimal: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.

    Mahinda: YES.

    Wimal: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.

    Mahinda: YES.

    Wimal: so, logically, your are married.

    Mahinda: YES.

    Wimal: So, that means U are a heterosexual.

    Mahinda was very glad and more...

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