"I Screwed your mom" joke

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him,' 'I screwed your mom last night!'' Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him.

Again, he hears,' 'Your mom was good in bed last night!'' Again, he tries to ignore it.

The man is just about to speak again but the guy stops him and says,' 'Dad, go home, you're drunk!''

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yo hairline

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all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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Bungee Jumping Mamma

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Yo Momma So Fat!

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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Gullible cop

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A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

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Women and Toys

A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

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Robinman21:Yo hairline is so bad scooby doo,Dora, blues clues,finding nemo,and Cam Jansen couldn't find it.Yo hairline be throwing up gang sign.Yo hair line got lost on the freeway.To hairline so bad we had Kratos from God of War fight that shit and still couldn't defeat it.Swerve Niggas
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