Zit Jokes

Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?
A: A brain tumor.

Q. What do you call a zit on a dumb blonde's ass?
A. A brain tumor.
Q. What do you get when you turn 3 dum blondes upside-down?
A. Two brunettes.
Q. What's the Blonde's cheer?
A. " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B. L. O. N.... ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."
Q. Why did the dumb blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A. To see what was on the other side.
Q. Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A. Because she gave blow-jobs literally.
Q. Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A. She realized she gave her last blowjob.
Q. Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?
A. Because that's what they train for all their lives.
Q. Why did the dumb blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A. So her male would get delivered to the right box.
Q. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A. From crawling across the street when the sign said more...