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    God wanted to create the world in 10 days… Chuck Norris gave him 6.

    God didn't create the world in seven days; he screwed around for
    six days and pulled an all-nighter.

    In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word.And there were two Bytes in the Word; and nothing else existed. And God separated the One from the Zero; and he saw it was good.And God said - Let the Data be; And so it happened. And God said - Let the Data go to their proper places. And he created floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks.And God said - Let the computers be, so there would be a place to put floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks. Thus God created computers and called them hardware.And there was no Software yet. But God created programs; small and big... And told them - Go and multiply yourselves and fill all the Memory.And God said - I will create the Programmer; And the Programmer will make new programs and govern over the computers and programs and Data.And God created the Programmer; and put him at Data Center; And God showed the Programmer the Catalog Tree and said You can use all the volumes and subvolumes but do more...

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    Q. Why did God create lesbians?
    A. So feminists couldn't breed.

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    The next generation embeddable scripting language for the web!
    JehovaScript (JS) is a powerful language with many advantages over
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    Each run of a JS program is entitled to three miracles. This allows
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    Rather than create specialized logic for different situations, you can
    change the interpreters beliefs about constants. For example, the more...

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