Several dozen brunette, redhead, and blonde guys were facing execution via firing squad. The firing squad took the brunettes first, and the leader said "Ready, aim... " at which point the brunettes yelled "Earthquake!!!".
The firing squad looked around anxiously and while they were trying to figure out whether there was an earthquake or not, the brunette guys all took off and escaped. Undaunted, the firing squad took the redheads next, and the leader again said "Ready, aim... " at which point the redheads
The firing squad looked around anxiously and while they were trying to figure out which direction the tornado was coming from, the redhead guys all took off and escaped. The firing squad took the blonde guys last, and by now the blondes had it all figured out; when the right time came just yell out the name of some natural disaster. So when the firing squad leader said "Ready, aim... ", the blonde guys more...
2 BLONDES AND 2 BRUNETTES WERE ON A PLANE AND THEN SUDDENLY FELL OUT. TO SURViVE THEY HAD TO HANG ON TO A ROPE. THE PROBLEM WAS THAT THEY WERE WEiGHiNG THE PLANE DOWN AND 2 PEOPLE HAD TO LET GO.THE BRUNETTES WERE OLDER THEN THE BLONDES AND SED YOU GUYS HAVE YOUR WHOLE LiVES AHEAD OF YOU, WE WiLL LET GO. THE BLONDES WERE SO TOUCHED BY THiS SPEECH THAT THEY BEGAN TO CLAP.
A blonde and two brunettes are hanging on ropes that are 45 above the ground. One of the brunettes ropes are about to break so she moves her hand across the rope too hold the two breaking points together. She does it sucessfully so then the blone was so proud of her bravery that she decides to calp for her.
A team of blondes and a team of brunettes were in an ice fishing competition to see which team could catch the most fish.
It wasn't long before it was obvious that the brunettes were going to win. They kept pulling out fish after fish. Worried, the blondes sent one of their team members over to see what the brunettes were doing differently.
A few minutes later, the blonde came rushing back and exclaimed, "A hole! We need to put a hole in the ice!"
And more on blondes...Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.