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One day, a young camel decided to ask his father some questions about growing up.' Daddy, why is it that we have humps on our backs?'' Well son, we have humps on our backs which contain fat to sustain us through many days when we are out in the desert.'

' Oh thanks, Dad!' says the youngster. He then asks,' Daddy, why is it that we have long eye lashes over our eyes?'' Well son,' says the father,' in the desert, there are many sandstorms which whip up a lot of sand which can get into our eyes. The long eye lashes protect our eyes from being blinded.'

' Oh thanks, Dad!' says the youngster.' Dad, why is it that we have great big padded feet?'' Well son, in the desert, the sand is very soft and we need big feet to be able to walk on the sand without our feet sinking into the soft sand.'

' Well thanks, Dad, but what the heck are we doing in London Zoo?'

It's the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to a stop light where a policeman on his horse is waiting for the light to change.

The policeman looks over at Johnny and says, "Got that bike for Christmas, sonny?"

The youngster responds, proudly, "Ya, Santa brought it for me."

The policeman then proceeds to write the young fellow a bicyle violation ticket for not having a reflector on the back bumper and hands it to him saying, "Well, next time you better tell him to put a light on it."

Johnny looks at the citation, looks back up at the cop and says, "And did Santa bring you that horse?"

Humouring the youngster, the policeman answers, "Why, yes, he did."

To which Johnny responds, "Well, next time you better tell him to put the dick underneath the horse, not on top."

The 12-year-old boy stood patiently beside the clock counter while the store clerk waited on all of the adult customers first. Finally he got around to the youngster, who made his purchase and hurried out to the curb, where his father was impatiently waiting in his car.
"What took you so long, son?" he asked.
"The man waited on everybody in the store before me," the boy replied. "But I got even."
"How?"
"I wound and set all the alarm clocks while I was waiting," the youngster explained happily. "It's going to be fun at eight o'clock."

Two great winners of a riddle contest decide to have a match. One is the grand riddle king, while the other is a youngster who was avenging his father.
His father had lost a contest, and had been killed.
The old riddle king says,"You may not go inside the temple. You are too young and you are not sacred enough." The youngster answers," You may not go outside the temple. You are too old and so sacred that you should stay inside."
Moral: Treat others with courtesy, sometimes.

President George W. Bush is trying to teach the students in an elementary class what a tragedy is. He asks if anyone knows.
One boy stands up and says, "If I got hit by a car, that would be a tragedy." "No, son," Bush says, "that would be an accident."
Another youngster stands up and says, "If we were all on a field trip and the bus went over a cliff, that would be a tragedy." "No, son," Bush says again, "that would be a great loss."
The children remain silent for a few minutes and then a third child stands up and says, "If you and Mrs. Bush were on Air Force one and it suddenly blew up and you both died, that would be a tragedy." The President thinks for a moment and then asks, "Why would you think that is a tragedy?"
"Well," replies the youngster, "it definitely wouldn't be an ACCIDENT and it sure as hell wouldn't be a GREAT LOSS!"

It's the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to a stop light where a policeman on his horse is waiting for the light to change.
The policeman looks over at Johnny and says, "Got that bike for Christmas, sonny?"
The youngster responds, proudly, "Ya, Santa brought it for me."
The policeman then proceeds to write the young fellow a bicyle violation ticket for not having a reflector on the back bumper and hands it to him saying, "Well, next time you better tell him to put a light on it."
Johnny looks at the citation, looks back up at the cop and says, "And did Santa bring you that horse?"
Humouring the youngster, the policeman answers, "Why, yes, he did."
To which Johnny responds, "Well, next time you better tell him to put the dick underneath the horse, not on top."

It's the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to a stop light where a policeman on his horse is waiting for the light to change.The policeman looks over at Johnny and says, "Got that bike for Christmas, sonny?"The youngster responds, proudly, "Ya, Santa brought it for me."The policeman then proceeds to write the young fellow a bicyle violation ticket for not having a reflector on the back bumper and hands it to him saying, "Well, next time you better tell him to put a light on it."Johnny looks at the citation, looks back up at the cop and says, "And did Santa bring you that horse?"Humouring the youngster, the policeman answers, "Why, yes, he did."To which Johnny responds, "Well, next time you better tell him to put the dick underneath the horse, not on top."