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A woman is aiming to be the fattest female to teachpeople about fat acceptance. I'd like to teach her about kidney & liveracceptance.
According to research findings presented Monday, infection with a common virus may contribute to the development of obesity.
Scientists said the virus usually is transmitted by forks.
Manuel Uribe, the world's heaviest man, married his longtime girlfriend Claudia Solis Sunday in northern Mexico. The bride was decked out in a strapless ivory dress while the groom wore a white polyseter tarp.
A new study has found that women with clinical depression were more than twice as likely to be obese, and obese women were more than twice as likely to be depressed.
These results came as such a shock I could hardly swallow my tub of ice cream in between the uncontrollable sobs.
Have you seen "Mo'Nique's Fat Chance" yet on the woman channel? It's a beauty pageant for fat chicks! They actually have a studio audience full of men watching this shit! HAHA!
Oh black guys! Is there anything you won't fuck?
Experts urge ethanol use-fuel is cheaper and diverts some corn from Frito production.
Concerned about Santa's blood sugar levels, Santa's physician is urging everyone to put out a plate of healthy snacks on Christmas Eve. Dr. Fliedermaus advised: "Carrot sticks have vitamins and fiber, and Santa can always feed them to Donner."