Falling Jokes

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    After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor.
    The Pope says, ''What can I do?''
    The Colonel says, ''I need you to change the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken'. If you do it, I'll donate 10 Million Dollars to the Vatican.''
    The Pope replies, ''I am sorry. That is the Lord's prayer and I can not change the words.''
    So the Colonel hangs up. After another month of dismal sales, the Colonel panics, and calls again.
    ''Listen your Excellency. I really need your help. I'll give you $50 million dollars if you change the words of the daily prayer from 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken.'''
    And the Pope responds, ''It is very tempting, Colonel Sanders. The church could do a lot of good with that much money. It would help us support many charities. But, again, I must decline. It is the more...

    The fallen

    Hot 7 years ago

    In a certain church, the priest found out that the members made frequent confessions of having sex or committing adultery so much that he openly decided on a coded line to be used by the members to make this confession.The line was "I have fallen". Pretty soon, a new priest was brought to the church.
    This man of God knew nothing about the code.At a general meeting of Presbyters, he told the elders of many members complaining of falling when they came for confessions and asked if the pavements and floors could be redone to arrest the situation.At this, one of the prominent elders burped into an uncontrollable round of laughter.The priest thinking this man was not taking the matter seriously, looked sternly at the man and remarked,"Well Mr Arthur, if you dont care about others falling, today is a Wednesday and to tell you the truth, your wife has fallen thrice since Monday, which means she falls at least once a day.Who knows, it may increase to ten times if situation more...

    Alamo

    Hot 1 year ago

    There are four people on a plane. a guy from england, a guy from france, a guy from texas, and a guy from mexico, all of a sudden the plane starts falling out of the sky. The pilot says "We a losing altitude we need to get rid of some weight. So they throw everything out of the plane, but its still falling. So the english guy says" for the queen" and jumps out, the french guy says" vi va la france" and jumps out. The texan say "for the alamo" he grabs the mexican and throws him out.

    CONCERNING THE ORIGINS OF LOVE
    "Cupid kissed God and that got the ball rollin'."
    Julio, age 9
    "One of the Greek lady gods got a crush on one of the Greek man gods.
    he tried to hit her with lightning and thunderbolts, but he just
    couldn't get her away from him... After a while, they became the
    first married gods.
    Robbie, age 8
    CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE
    "One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who has
    freckles too."
    Andrew, age 6
    "No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do
    with how you smell...That's why perfume and deodorant are so
    popular.
    Mae, age 9
    "I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but
    the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful."
    Manuel, age 8
    ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE
    "Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life."
    John, age more...

    CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE
    "One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too."
    Andrew, age 6
    "No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell... That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular."
    Mae, age 9
    "I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful."
    Manuel, age 8
    ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE
    "Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life."
    John, age 9
    "If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it.It takes too long."
    Glenn, age 7
    ON THE ROLE OF BEAUTY AND HANDSOMENESS IN LOVE
    "If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful."
    Anita C., age 8
    "It isn't always just how you look.Look at me.I'm more...

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