Wagon Jokes / Recent Jokes

It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.
"Hey Willis!!" the farmer yelled. "Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I'll help you get the wagon up."
"That's mighty nice of you, " Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to."
"Aw, come on," the farmer insisted.
"Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it."
After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset."
"Don't be foolish !" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?"
"Under the wagon!"

It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise."Hey Willis!!" the farmer yelled. "Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I'll help you get the wagon up.""That's mighty nice of you, " Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to.""Aw, come on," the farmer insisted."Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it."After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset.""Don't be foolish !" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?""Under the wagon!"

There was a son of a fireman that wanted to be much like his father. Since he couldn't drive a fire truck, he used his little red wagon, a rope, and his dog. The dog is actually a male.

So the kid had his dog pulling him down the road while he was sitting in his wagon.

And a neighbor asked the kid, "Why don't you tie the rope around the dog's neck? You can go a lot faster."

And the kid replied, "If I tie the rope around his neck, the siren won't go off!

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides & a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog & her cat.

The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration.

"Thanks," the Girl replied.

The firefighter looked a little closer & noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar & to the cat's testicles.

"Little partner," the firefighter said "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

Pappu, Santa`s son, accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.
"Hey Pappu!!" the farmer yelled. "Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I`ll help you get the wagon up."
"That`s mighty nice of you," Pappu answered, "but I don`t think my father would like me to."
"Aw, come on," the farmer insisted.
"Well okay," he finally agreed, and added, "But my father won`t like it."
After a hearty lunch, Pappu thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know dad is going to be real upset."
"Don`t be foolish! " the farmer said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?"
"Under the wagon."

It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. Pastor Mike was looking at the nativity scene outside when he noticed the baby Jesus was missing from the figures.
Immediately, Pastor Mike turned towards the church to call the police. But as he was about to do so, he saw little Jimmy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant, Jesus.
Pastor Mike walked up to Jimmy and said, "Well, Jimmy, where did you get the little infant?"Jimmy replied, "I got him from the church."
"And why did you take him?"
With a sheepish smile, Jimmy said, "Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to little Lord Jesus. I told him if he would bring me a red wagon for Christmas, I would give him a ride around the block in it."

It was the day after Christmas. The pastor of a church was looking over their Nativity scene when he noticed the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures.
Immediately he turned and went outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant,
Jesus.
So he walked up to the boy and said, "Well, where did you get Him, my fine friend?
The little boy replied, "I got him from the church.
"And why did you take him?"
The boy said, "Well, about a week before Christmas, I prayed to
the little Lord Jesus and I told him if he would bring me a red
wagon for Christmas, I would give him the first ride in it.