"Fireman's Son" joke

There was a son of a fireman that wanted to be much like his father. Since he couldn't drive a fire truck, he used his little red wagon, a rope, and his dog. The dog is actually a male.

So the kid had his dog pulling him down the road while he was sitting in his wagon.

And a neighbor asked the kid, "Why don't you tie the rope around the dog's neck? You can go a lot faster."

And the kid replied, "If I tie the rope around his neck, the siren won't go off!

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