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Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: "what's this?" - A really crappy way to spend Easter.

I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the patient twenty feet from the chart and began, "Cover your right eye with your hand." He read the 20/20 line perfectly. "Now your left." Again, a flawless read. "Now both," I requested. There was silence. He couldn't even read the large E on the top line. I turned and discovered that he had done exactly what I had asked. He was standing there with both his eyes covered. I was laughing too hard to finish the exam.

Visual joke.: Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders. Ask: "what's this?" - A really crappy way to spend Easter.

(This joke requires the use a small visual. I'll describe the visualfirst, then as I tell the joke I'll cue you when to use it) Visual: Stretch your arms straight out sideways with hands alsostretched wide open.Joke: Why did the blonde want to date Jesus? She heard he was (usevisual) HUNG LIKE THIS!!!

(This joke requires the use a small visual. I'll describe the visualfirst, then as I tell the joke I'll cue you when to use it) Visual: Stretch your arms straight out sideways with hands alsostretched wide open. joke: Why did the blonde want to date Jesus? She heard he was (usevisual) HUNG LIKE THIS!!!!