Trumpet Jokes / Recent Jokes
How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One to handle the bulb and four to tell him how much better they could have done it.
What's the difference between a Trumpet player and the rear end of a horse? I don't know either.
Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?
A: Their personality.
What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
How to trumpet players traditionally greet each other? "Hi. I'm better than you."
How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door? The doorbell shrieks!
Why can't a gorilla play trumpet? He's too sensitive.