Tanks Jokes

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    Q: Did you hear about the new French tanks?
    A: They have 5 gears...4 in reverse, and one forward gear just in case they're attacked from behind!

    French tanks have 6 gears, 5 reverse and 1 forward. The forward gear exists in case they are attacked from behind.

    [Royters: Dateline Washington]
    Joe Motzeratz Reporting
    Justice Department Siege Section's Helicopters & Tanks Rolling Towards Redmond
    With the clock ticking ever closer to the deadline imposed by the Justice Department and the leaders of the Redmond WA based cult promising a fight to the end, Attorney General Janet Reno has informed the Justice Department's Siege Section to start the helicopters and tanks rolling towards Microsoft's campus in Redmond Washington; as well as cutting off the avenues of escape for Cult Leader Gates to his fortified redoubt on the lake, known as "C:/"..
    Attorney General Reno stated that with such a formidable foe as Microsoft, and their response to her edict, that it would have to be a Take No Prisoners operation as the threat to the community at large is even more egregious than the mentally troubled widow in Illinois, and a much greater threat than the situation that first propelled her to prominence.
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    WARNING- this is very racial. Please forgive me if it offends you, but its true when you think about it.
    Since we have so many Mexicans saying,"o we want to serve you americans, work in america...", why dont we just put them in the army. We give them our supplies. They go, jump the border like no manyana and set up base. With all the tanks the Iraqis have, they go and before you notice it they have the wheeles, the tank is up on cinder blocks and they are out of there, just like they do in the city. We have tanks, with guns that turn 360 degrees. 360. So if you think about it, its like a drive by. So lets let all the blacks go in and control the tanks. So we get into Iraq, and we have a drive by. With the increasing of this we can win!

    Why do Italian tanks have rear view mirrors?
    So they can watch the battle.

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