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    Jamaica

    Hot 1 month ago

    A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket.
    The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart and I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica".
    The stewardess gets the Head Stewardess who asks the woman to leave and she again responds "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica".
    The stewardesses don't know what to do because they have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off, so they get the co-pilot.
    The co-pilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section.
    The head stewardess asks the co-pilot what he said to get her to move. The co-pilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica".

    Going to Jamaica

    Hot 6 years ago

    A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart and I have a good job. I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the woman to leave and she says, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, and I have a good job. I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The stewardesses doesn't know what to do because they have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off, so they get the copilot. The copilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the copilot what he said to get her to move. The copilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica."

    Hillbilly Medical Terms

    Hot 4 years ago

    Hillbilly Medical Terms
    Benign... What you be after you be eight.
    Bacteria... Back door to cafeteria.
    Barium... What you do with dead folks.
    Cesarean Section... A neighborhood in Rome.
    Catscan... Searching for the cat.
    Cauterize... Made eye contact with her.
    Colic... A sheep dog.
    Coma... A punctuation mark.
    D&C... Where Washington is.
    Dilate... To live longer than your kids do.
    Enema... Not a friend.
    Fester... Quicker than someone else.
    Fibula... A small lie.
    G.I.Series... World Series of military baseball.
    Hangnail... What you hang your coat on.
    Impotent... Distinguished, well known.
    Labor Pain... Getting hurt at work.
    Morbid... A higher offer than I bid.
    Nitrates... Cheaper than day rates.
    Medical Staff... A Doctor's cane, sometimes shown with a snake.
    Node... I knew it.
    Outpatient... A person who has fainted.
    Pap Smear... A fatherhood test.
    Pelvis... Second cousin to Elvis.
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    Smoking Section

    Hot 6 years ago

    Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

    Jose can you see!

    Hot 5 years ago

    A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red Socks. When he got the ticket, it said nosebleed section. He did not care what section he was in. Anyway, it was game day. Everyone stood for the National Anthem. When Jose got home, he said, "Mama, they made a song in America just for me." "How does it go, mijo?" "It goes Jose can you see!

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