"French tanks have 6 gears, 5 reverse and 1 forwar..." joke
French tanks have 6 gears, 5 reverse and 1 forward. The forward gear exists in case they are attacked from behind.
Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!