"French tanks have 6 gears, 5 reverse and 1 forwar..." joke
French tanks have 6 gears, 5 reverse and 1 forward. The forward gear exists in case they are attacked from behind.
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
3 girls died and were brought to the gates of heaven. Upon entering the gate, they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel.
St. Peter asked the girls, "Before entering you must answer this simple question."
"Which is...?", they replied in more...