"French tanks have 6 gears, 5 reverse and 1 forwar..." joke
French tanks have 6 gears, 5 reverse and 1 forward. The forward gear exists in case they are attacked from behind.
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.
Mondays aren't so bad...it's my job that sucks.
Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet