"New French Tanks" joke

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Q: Did you hear about the new French tanks?
A: They have 5 gears...4 in reverse, and one forward gear just in case they're attacked from behind!

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

Q. Two feminists jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Indecent Exposure
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
She says, "Why, more...

3 girls died and were brought to the gates of heaven. Upon entering the gate, they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel.
St. Peter asked the girls, "Before entering you must answer this simple question."
"Which is...?", they replied in more...

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David Bibb:Just a note to Saundra, I'm not English, I am in the USA, but I appreciate knowing my humor can be confused with theirs!
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Sandra:Oh those British with their humour =)
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