Tampons Jokes / Recent Jokes

Three tampons walking down the street which one says hi.
None of them there all stuck up bitches.

Why do they put strings on tampons? So you can floss after you eat!

The Direct Approach Description: You just say it. Examples - 1. "I got my period today." (The simple version) 2. "I got my period today so we can't have sex tonight." (The "let there be no doubt" version) 3. "Honey, I'm bleeding." (The gross version) Benefits: Fast, simple, gets the message across. Amusing results can be achieved when the timing is right. Such as when you're in a public place or eating dinner. More amusing results can be achieved when you're eating dinner with his parents. The best results, of course, will be achieved when you're eating dinner with his parents in a public place. Cautions: May freak out some men, if you're unsure about the nature of the relationship you're in but would rather not find out at this stage - go for an alternative approach. Sometimes best to keep until the last minute, like when he can't tell you to go home. Will give away the fact that you regard it as an issue (that is, if you regard it as an issue) more...

Q: What's the difference between cell phones and tampons?
A: Cell phones are for assholes!!

A woman walks into a drug store to buy tampons. She notices a group of tampons stacked on a table in the corner with a sign on them saying "5 boxes for a dollar." Well, the woman just could not believe this price so she asks the clerk if it was correct.
He said, "Oh yes, 5 for a dollar."
She said, "That can't be right! "
The clerk says, "Oh yes, it's right! 5 boxes for a dollar, no strings attached."