Tampons Jokes / Recent Jokes
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooooo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own. so does she.
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?
A: So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.
Q: Why do blondes wear tampons with long strings?
A: So the crabs can go bungee jumping!
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers. Because it is Soooooo much cheaper. So, I figure that if I have to roll my own, SO DOES SHE!
A woman walks into a drug store to buy tampons. She notices a group of tampons stacked on a table in corner with a sign on them saying, "5 boxes for a dollar"
The woman just could not believe this price so she asked the clerk if it was correct.
He said, "Yes, five for a dollar."
She said, "That can't be right!"
The clerk says, "Yes, it's correct. See here? Five boxes for a dollar, no strings attached."
10 TAMPONS WERE WALKING ACROSS A STREET... WHICH 1 WILL SAY "HELLO" TO U???...
NONE CAUSE THEY ARE ALL "STUCK UP CUNTS"
Two tampons were walking side by side, which one spoke first?
Niether, they were both stuck up cunts.