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I am contributing the following word-for-word quotations from my Artec Mouse Manual (mouse mfg'd in Taiwan):
Welcome to work with the smart mouse.
Right from now your computer job are no more a boring and tremendous typing process.
Alternatively, an easy and freiendly method to communicate with your personal computer does just present in you sight.
Because the content to this manual progresses as a logical manner, we recommend you should read it in order.
In order to facilitate our customer's ready. This manual is presented in seven different languages.
Before you begin to read this manual, check what mouse package you are.
The driver supports a help list that users can call it anytime.
Note: the driver provides default setting for those parameter list above you had not selected.
The screen shows the version of the Mouse driver that you are using and many hardware configured information.
Connect the equipment into an outlet on a circuit the more...

Bill Smith started the day early, having set his alarm clock (made in Japan), for 6.00 a.m. While his coffee pot (made in Japan), is perking, he puts his blow dryer (made in Taiwan) to work and shaves with his electric razor (made in Hong Kong). He puts on a dress shirt (made in Taiwan), his designer jeans (made in Singapore), and a pair of tennis shoes (made in Korea).
After cooking up some breakfast in his new electric skillet (made in the Philippines), he sits down to figure out on his calculator (made in Mexico), how much he can spend today. After setting his watch (made in Switzerland), to the radio (made in Hong Kong), he goes out, gets in his car (made in Germany), goes looking as he has been for months, for a good paying American job.
After the end of another discouraging and fruitless day, Bill decides to relax for a while. He puts on a pair of sandals (made in Brazil), pours himself a glass of wine made in France), and turns on his TV (made in Japan), and wonders more...

Question: How many Republic presidential candidates from 2000 did it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: It doesn't matter whether the bulb is changed or not; it only matters that the new bulb was made in the US of A. Taiwan and South Korea have put up massive barriers to importing US light bulbs; we'll see how they like it when their bulbs cost $10, 000 to screw in here.

I am contributing the following word-for-word quotations from my Artec Mouse Manual (mouse mfg'd in Taiwan):

Welcome to work with the smart mouse.
Right from now your computer job are no more a boring and tremendous typing process.
Alternatively, an easy and freiendly method to communicate with your personal computer does just present in you sight.
Because the content to this manual progresses as a logical manner, we recommend you should read it in order.
In order to facilitate our customer's ready. This manual is presented in seven different languages.
Before you begin to read this manual, check what mouse package you are.
The driver supports a help list that users can call it anytime.
Note: the driver provides default setting for those parameter list above you had not selected.
The screen shows the version of the Mouse driver that you are using and many hardware configured information.
Connect the equipment into an outlet on a more...

Joe Smith starts another day early, having set his alarm clock (made in Japan) for 6: 00am While his coffee pot (made in Japan), is perking, he puts his hair dryer (made in Taiwan) to work and shaves with his electric razor (made in Hong Kong). He puts on a dress shirt (made in Singapore), and a pair of tennis shoes (made in Korea). After cooking up some breakfast in his new electric skillet (made in the Philippines), he sits down to figure out on his calculator (made in Mexico) how muck he can spend today. After setting his watch (made in Japan), to the radio (made in Hong Kong), he goes out, gets in his car (made in Japan), and goes looking, ad he has been for months, for a good paying American job. At the end of another discouraging and fruitless day, Joe decides to relax for awhile. He puts on a pair of sandals (made in Brazil), pours himself a glass of wine (made in France), and turns on his TV (made in Japan) and once again ponders why he can't find a good paying American job.

Taiwan may soon just be raising dogs to be pets and not as the main ingredients for stews and stir-fries. In a preliminary vote, Taiwan's legislature has passed a bill that bans people from selling or eating dog meat. The legislation is expected to be formally passed next month, officials said. "Westerners treat dogs as their best friends or family members and we should no longer tolerate such savage practices," said Cheng Tao-lung, who works for a lawmaker who supported the bill. Under the proposed law, those selling or eating dog meat will be fined 10, 000 Taiwan dollars (210). Food stalls serving dog meat were once easy to find around Taiwan. Many Taiwanese believe the meat is nutritious and strengthens the body against the winter cold. In recent years, a growing number of Taiwanese have stopped eating dogs and most of the dog meat restaurants are in rural areas.

It could be considered the ultimate test of ones manhood. Two Taiwanese Chi Kung experts set a world record by pulling an 11-ton truck with their penises. Hundreds of enthusiastic spectators watched as the two masters performed the test of strength in preparation for plans to pull an airplane in the same way. According to Chi Kung master Tu Chin Sheng, students of this particular martial art can hang up to 200 kilograms from their manhood. Sheng also added that this is a great way to strengthen your sexual performance.