Silly Jokes / Recent Jokes
A silly boy spent the afternoon with some friends, but when the time came for him to leave, a terrific storm started with thunder, lightning and torrential rain. You cant go home in this, said one of his friends, youd better stay the night. Thats very kind of you, said the boy. Ill just run home and get my pyjamas.
I was once in a play called "Breakfast in Bed"
Did you have a big role?
No just toast and marmalade!
Who broke the window?
It was Bob, he ducked when I threw a stone at him!