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The silly teen-age girl had long been infatuated with a popular local disc jockey and finally got to meet him when the station held an open house. When she seductively suggested they get better acquainted, he took her into a vacant studio and unzipped his slacks. "I suppose you know what this is?" he whispered.
"I sure do," she said, grasping it in her hand. "I'd like to say hello to Ricky, Bobby, Tina and the whole gang down at Danny's Pizzeria."

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
By flood lighting!

why did the silly boy stand on his head?
because his feet where tired.

Q. How do you make a bandstand? A. Take away their chairs!

Q. Why is a baseball team similar to a muffin? A. They both depend on the batter.

Q. What is the best day to go to the beach?

A. Sunday, of course!

What is the best thing to take into the desert?
A thirst aid kit!