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    What Dragon Said

    Hot 2 months ago

    What did the dragon say when he saw St George in his shining armour?

    Oh, no, not more tinned food!

    Geordie is in Dublin on Business and takes a Taxi from the Airport to his Hotel in the City Centre.
    As they come out of the Airport, the Taxi driver shoots through a red light. "Driver, you could have killed us, you jumped that red light!" shouts Geordie.
    "Ah te be sure, my brother and me, we do that all the time" says the cabbie.
    A mile down the road and the Taxi driver shoots over another red light.
    "Driver, that was another red light!" Screams Geordie.
    "Ah to be sure its nothing at all my brother and me, we do it all the time."
    They get to the next traffic light. Its green, the Taxi driver stops !
    " Driver, its a green light ! Why the hell have you stopped ?" says Geordie.
    "Ah to be sure, " Says the Taxi Driver, " my Brother, he might be coming the other way ........"

    Who was the first underwater spy?
    James Pond!

    "Wait...what?"

    Hot 2 years ago

    Once upon a time in a faraway land, a prince had a spell put on him by an evil witch. He could only say one word each year. One day, he fell in love with a beautiful girl. He wanted to call her darling, so he waited a year. When that was up, he wanted to say "Darling, I love you." So he waited another three years. But then he decided to propose. So he waited another four years to say: "Will you marry me?" After 8 years, he sat her down in a lovely garden, and said: "Darling, I love you! Will you marry me?"

    "Pardon?"

    Blonde Suicide

    Hot 4 years ago

    A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off. "How did this happen?" the doctor asked. "Well I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied. "Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?" "No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, ‘I just paid $6,000 for these,' then I put it in my mouth and I thought, ‘I just paid $4,000 to get my teeth fixed.' So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought, ‘this is going to make a loud noise,' so I put my finger in my ear before I pulled the trigger." Blonde
    Blonde Suicide "A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off.
    "How did this happen?" the doctor asked. "Well I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.
    "Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?"
    "No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, "I just paid more...

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