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Some Sikhs and Pakistanis were in trenches facing one another. One Sikh shouted' Mohammed Mia'. A Pakistani soldier stood up and shouted,' Mohammed Mia ko kisne bulaya?' (Who called Mohammed Mia?) He got shot. Another Sikh shouted' Azam Khan' Azam Khan stood up and said. .. and got shot.
The Pakistanis found it a great idea and decided to copy it. (It is in their genes to do everything after the Indians!) So a Pakistani soldier shouted,' Swaran Singh'.
There was silence. After a cpuple of minutes one of the Sikhs shouted,' Swaran Singh ko kisne bulaya?' (Who called Swaran Singh?)
A Pakistani soldier stood up - and got shot!

Three friends, a Hindu, a Muslim and a Sikh, all great admirers of Bir Bajrang Bali, were hotly arguing about which community Hanumanji belonged to. The Hindu was outraged by the claims of the others:' How could Hanuman possibly be Muslim?', he demanded of his Muslim friend.
'We have Ahsan, Rehman, Sulaiman, and many other Muslim names ending with an. Hanuman could well have been one such name,' replied the Muslim.
'And you, sardarji said the Hindu aggressively,' Sikhism came into being a thousand years after the Ramayana. How can you say Hanuman was Sikh?'
'Quite clearly Hanuman was Sikh,' replied the sardarji.' Here we have someone who does not know the person whose wife has been abducted, he does not know the lady who has been abducted, and he has no enmity towards the abductor. Nevertheless he sets his tail on fire and burns up a whole city. Who else would do such a thing except a sardar.

There was a sikh in a park sitting on the bench as a british man came and asked him are you feeling sick but the sikh never knew english as good, so he said yes (because he thought that guy was askin if he was a sikh)then the british man rang the ambulance saying theres a patient in park wen the ambulance came the sikh got frightened and said MEH KUCH NAYYE KITAA SI!