Sikh Jokes

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    What do you call?

    Hot 6 years ago

    What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
    Just-beer Singh.
    What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
    Just-one Singh.
    What do you call a sikh female's boyfriend?
    Her Pal Singh
    What do you call a sikh guy running towards the enemy camp with a white flag in his hand? (This had appeared on SCI long long ago.)
    Surrender Singh

    Chinese Kid

    Hot 6 years ago

    Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate
    "Mother: Sikh.
    Father: Sikh
    Kid: Chinese."
    "How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" " Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper,
    it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."

    Vegetarian Chicken

    Hot 1 year ago

    Each Friday night after work, Santa would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbours were strict Catholics and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.
    The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest. The Priest came to visit Santa, and suggested that he become a Catholic.
    After several classes and much study, Santa attended Mass and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, “You were born a Sikh, and raised a Sikh, but now, you are a Catholic."
    Santa’s neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived. The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the neighbourhood.
    The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Santa`s backyard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in more...

    A Sikh was on his way to Khalsa Club when he decided to take a short-cut through somebody's garden. The owner comes out angrily: Owner: Hey, do you know you are trespassing? Sikh: No, I'm Jaspar Singh.

    A Sikh was on his way to Khalsa Club when he decided to take a short-cut through somebody's garden. The owner comes out angrily:

    Owner: Hey, do you know you are trespassing?

    Sikh: No, I'm Jaspar Singh.

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