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    Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate
    "Mother: Sikh.
    Father: Sikh
    Kid: Chinese."
    "How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" " Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper,
    it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."

    1> For kicks, sticks roman candle in empty eye socket and chases kids around.

    2> Insists on humming the "Mission Impossible" theme every time he lights a fuse.

    3> He wants to know if he can "borrow" your dog for the finale.

    4> Offers 20% discount if Salman Rushdie attends your event.

    5> Tied a monkey to a skyrocket "so's I can get me a grant from NASA!"

    6> Theme of the fireworks display: "The Jihad Against the Beer Swilling Pigs Begins"

    7> He finally shows up on July 6th smelling like a refinery.

    8> Big 4th of July show ends with 50-foot tall sparkling message: "Happy Bar Mitzvah, Howie Goldfarb."

    9> Asks if he should shoot off Quaker Puffed Rice or Oats when the 1812 Overture begins.

    10> The punk he keeps trying to light has orange hair and a nose ring.

    11> Wants to synchronize the 4th of July display to Jimmy Buffett's more...

    Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girls house. One day he is carrying a football, and he stops to taunt the little girl. He holds up the football and says "See this football? Football is a boys game and girls can't have one!" The little girl runs in the house crying and tells her mother about the encounter. She runs out and buys the girl a football. The next day the boy is riding home on his bike, and the girl shows him the football, yelling "Nah na nah na nah". The little boy gets mad and points to
    his bike. "See this bike? This is a boys bike, and girls can't have them!" Next day, the boy comes by and the little girl is riding a new boys bike.
    Now he is really mad. So he drops his pants, points at his most private of parts, and says "You see THIS? Only BOYS have these and your mother can't go buy you one!" The next day as he passes the house he asks the little girl "Well, what do you have to say more...

    Newton's 4th law...
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    When we having up & down motion, there will be a white peny
    leak lotion; where as valley and stick moving up and down.
    Newton's 5th law..
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    The angle of the dangle is directly propotional to the crest of
    a brest; where as the mass of the ass kept constant.

    1) TV'S GALORE
    Udurawana is buying a TV."Do you have colour TVs?"
    "Sure."
    "Give me a green one, please."
    2) Flying High
    Udurawana calls Air Lanka.
    "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
    "Just a second," says the rep.
    "Thank you." says the Udurawana and cuts the line.
    3) EMPLOYMENT.
    Udurawana was filling up an application form
    for a job. He filled the columns titled NAME, AGE,
    ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary
    Expected: After much thought he wrote: Yes
    4) CROCODILE BOOTS.
    Udurawana proposes to a woman. She says yes if you
    bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off
    to Africa and disappears. Finally a search team
    found him hunting a huge crocodiles. He walks
    over to the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims
    "70th damn croc and this bugger is also barefeet!"
    5) Thermos
    Udurawana more...

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