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Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate
"Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese."
"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?"
" Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."

A Sikh was on his way to Khalsa Club when he decided to take a short-cut through somebody's garden. The owner comes out angrily: Owner: Hey, do you know you are trespassing? Sikh: No, I'm Jaspar Singh.

A Sikh was on his way to Khalsa Club when he decided to take a short-cut through somebody's garden. The owner comes out angrily:

Owner: Hey, do you know you are trespassing?

Sikh: No, I'm Jaspar Singh.

Once Two Sikhs Went To Russia. In Order To Test One Sikhs Brain, One Russian Asked Him How Many Slices Of Bread He Could Eat In An Empty Stomach. He Said'Fifteen".
The Russian Said That With The First Piece Of Bread That He Ate His Stomach Was No Longer Empty.
The Sikh Appreciated The Joke And He Went Back To His Friend And Posed The Same Question To Him. He Replied,"Sixteen".
The Other Sikh Said'Oh! If You Had Said' Fifteen' , I Would Have Told You A Good Joke.
Ha! Ha!

Sardar Joginder Singh boards a flight from Delhi to Mumbai. As he settles in, he glances up & sees a gorgeous woman board. She heads straight towards him & takes the seat next to his. Eager to talk to her, he asks, "Business trip or vacation ?"
She smiles & says, "Business. I'm a sexologist, and I am going to the annual Sexologists' Convention."
He swallows & calmly asks: "What is it about?"
"It will debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really ? What m-myths are those ?" he asks.
"Well," she explains. "One popular myth is that Sudanese Men are the best endowed when, in fact, it is Dravidian Men who have the largest average penis size in the world. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers on the planet, whereas actually it is Bengali Men."
Suddenly she becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I more...

Each Friday night after work, Santa would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbours were strict Catholics and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest. The Priest came to visit Santa, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Santa attended Mass and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said,? You were born a Sikh, and raised a Sikh, but now, you are a Catholic." Santa? s neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived. The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the neighbourhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Santa`s backyard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood more...

I have a legitimate grievance against the media. Whenever a crime is committed and the wrongdoer happens to be Sikh, the press describes him as a Sikh thief, robber or killer. Have you ever read similar religious identification applied to Hindu, Muslim or Christian miscreants? This is done deliberately to defame the entire community, say some Sikhs, whereupon a wisecrack remarked: "Sikh-kabaab has become the favourite dish of the Indian media."