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There are 2 great secrets to success in life. The first is to not tell everything you know.

I have no problem keeping secrets. It's the people I tell...

There are two great secrets to success in life. The first is to not tell everything you know.

Why can't you keep secrets in a bank? Because of all the tellers.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around? Because time will tell.

Warren Buffet says there are 3 secrets to becomming wealthy. One is by accurately making stock predictions, the second is by taking advantage of unique financial opportunities, and the third is by having more money than nearly everyone else.

5 secrets to romantic happiness
1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, cooks and cleans and who has a job.
2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man who is dependable and doesn't lie.
4. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.
5. It is important that these four men never meet