Saddam Hussein Jokes / Recent Jokes

Saddam Hussein was sentenced to death by hanging...
Putting a rope around his neck worked great last time!


Here's to three more years!

A journalist who saw videotape of the Monday hangings of Saddam Hussein's half-brother and the dictator's former chief judge has described how one of the men was decapitated.New York Times reporter John F. Burns told CNN's Wolf Blitzer Monday evening that Barzan Hassan's head "just snapped off," because he was apparently given too much rope and fell too far -- about eight feet -- for a man of his medium build and weight.
Barzan Hassan was a former chief of the secret police and Hussein's half-brother- well, now more like two-fifths.

Baghdad's power grid too spotty to use electric chair.

Saddam got his last wish: a spot on myspace. His webpage is linked to a youtube video of his own hanging.

His page's headline reads: "I'm the real weapon of mass destruction. America won this round, but I'll win the game."

The Iraqi Security Chief summons all 200 of Saddam Hussein's look alikes and says,
"I have good news and bad news. The good news is, Saddam Hussein has survived the US air strike. The bad news is, he lost an arm."

Q. What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?A. They both have Kurds in their Whey.

Saddam Hussein phoned President Bush and said, "George, I called you because I had this incredible dream last night. I could see all of America, and it was beautiful and on top of every building, there was a beautiful banner."
Bush asked, "What was on the banner?"

Saddam responded, "It said Allah is God, and God is Allah." Bush said, "You know, Saddam, I'm really glad you called, because last night I had a dream too. I could see all of Baghdad, and it was even more beautiful than before the war. It had been completely rebuilt, and on every building there was also a beautiful banner." Saddam said, "What was on the banner?" Bush replied, "I really don't know. I don't read Hebrew."