Saddam Hussein Jokes / Recent Jokes

Mel Gibson is preparing for his role as Iraqi leader, Saddam Hussein, in the Lifetime Movie, "No Bombs for Bagdad". "A heart wrentching story of a man and his love of F^%king with the U.S' head"

Also executed was his half-brother, Barzan Ibrahim.

Family dinner at the Hussein household probably included a lot of, "Well your brother invaded a country and killed hundreds of innocent civilians today. What did you do?"

It's not easy being an also-hanged.

Saddam Hussein's lawyer implored world leaders to prevent the United States from handing over the dictator to Iraqi authorities for hanging. An Iraqi official said, “Our hands are tied at this point, but we plan to cut him loose soon."

On Friday, a Senate panel announced they are unable to find a link between Saddam Hussein and Al Qaeda. "However," said one Senator, "we are very close to finding our balls."

Two days after being sentenced to death for crimes against humanity, Saddam Hussein called on all Iraqis, Arabs and Kurds, to "forgive, reconcile and shake hands," adding that, "If Paris and Nicole can do it, so can we."

According to his lawyer, Saddam Hussein said he had doubled the workout on his treadmill to be in good shape before he was hanged.
A spokesman for Bally's Total Fitness in downtown Baghdad said the company would not refund the balance of Hussein's membership since it had a signed contract.







Separately, the FDA is investigating exaggerated weight-loss claims that the Bush Administration may have used in promoting their WMD Diet Plan.









"I Lost 215 Pounds in One Day!"*

-G.W. Bush, Washington, D.C.






* Results not typical. Individual results may vary. As always, you should consult a doctor before picking a fight with one of the world's superpowers.

November 6 - November 12
"Well, I got nothing more to lose so I might as well say it. I'm gay! You heard right. Gay as it gets. Cast of'Urinetown' gay."

-Saddam Hussein, shortly after being sentenced to death for crimes against humanity.