Carries Jokes

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    It is the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Carrie.

    He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, Carries father answers and invites him in.

    'Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?' her dad said.

    'That's cool', says Bobby.

    Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.

    Carrie's father responds' why don't you two go somewhere and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it.'

    Bobby, is not quite sure he heard correctly, so he asks Carries dad to repeat what was just said.

    'Yeah', her dad says,' Carrie really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!'

    Well, this certainly made Bobby's emotions light up. Now he's REALLY looking forward to the evening.

    A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces more...

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    Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the side of Saddam's chair.
    They begin talking. After about five minutes, Saddam presses the first button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the face.
    Confused, Bush carries on talking as Saddam laughs. A few minutes later, the second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin. Again Saddam laughs, and again Bush carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the two countries.
    But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Bush in the privates, he's finally had enough, knowing that he can't do much without them functioning well.
    "I'm going back home!" he tells the Iraqi. "We'll finish these talks in two weeks!"
    A fortnight passes and Saddam flies to the United States more...

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