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    Good girls and bad

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    Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot
    Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons

    Good girls wax their floors
    Bad girls wax their bikini line

    Good girls blush during sex scenes in movies
    Bad girls know they could do it better

    Good girls wear white cotton panties
    Bad girls don't wear any

    Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls
    Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls

    Good girls pack their toothbrush
    Bad girls pack their diaphragms

    Good girls own only one credit card and rarely use it
    Bad girls own only one bra and rarely use it

    Good girls wear high heels to work
    Bad girls wear high heels to bed

    Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have a romance
    Bad girls think no place is the wrong place

    Good girls prefer the missionary position
    Bad girls do too, but only for more...

    Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
    Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
    Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
    Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
    Sell Girl Scout cookies.
    On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
    Shave.
    Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
    Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
    Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
    When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
    Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
    Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm more...

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    Strawberries are the only fruits whose seeds grow on the outside.
    #3
    Avocados have the highest calories of any fruit at 167 calories per hundred grams.
    #4
    It cost the soft drink industry $100 million a year for thefts committed involving vending machines.
    #5
    The moon moves about two inches away from the Earth each year.
    #6
    The Earth gets 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust.
    #7
    Due to earth's gravity it is impossible for mountains to be higher than 15,000 meters.
    #8
    Men's shirts have the buttons on the right, but women's shirts have the buttons on the left.
    #9
    Mickey Mouse is known as "Topolino" in Italy.
    #10
    Soldiers do not march in step when going across bridges because they could set up a vibration which could be sufficient to knock the bridge down.
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    1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
    2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your tissue to other passengers.
    3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
    4. Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly.
    5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
    6. On a long ride, crash from side to side as if you're on rough seas.
    7. Shave. (Especially if you're a woman.)
    8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask: "Got enough air in there?"
    9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
    10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
    11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
    12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
    13. more...

    1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
    2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your tissue to other passengers.
    3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
    4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
    5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
    6. On a long ride, crash from side to side as if you're on rough seas.
    7. Shave. (Especially if you're a woman.)
    8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask: "Got enough air in there?"
    9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
    10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
    11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
    12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol more...

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