Rodney Dangerfield Jokes / Recent Jokes

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

I tell you, I`m not a sexy guy. I was the centerfold for Playgirl magazine. The staples covered everything!