Rodney Dangerfield Jokes
With my wife I don`t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to `the best woman a man ever had.` The waiter joined me.
What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!
Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide." He told me from now on I have to pay in advance.
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back!
Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor. I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes.