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This works for any team:
Coach Andy Reid had put together the perfect Eagles team. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools, but he couldn't find a ringer quarterback who could ensure a Super Bowl win.
Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in Bosnia. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Bosnian soldier with a truly incredible arm.
He threw a hand grenade straight into a 15th-story window 200 yards away-ka-boom!
He threw another hand grenade into a group of 10 soldiers 100 yards away-ka-blooey! Then a car passed, going 90 mph - bulls-eye!
"I've got to get this guy!" Reid said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"
So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football, and the Eagles go on to win the Super Bowl for the first time in history.
The young Bosnian is lionized as the Great Hero of football, and more...