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Teacher: What are the four elements? Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet? Pupil: Well, Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net, I'm in my element.

Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare? Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then? Pupil: Umm, Ive got red hair!

Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents? Teacher: But your parents dont have a comuter. Pupil: Exactly!

Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive? Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See? It works, doesn't it?

"It`s no good, sir," said the hopeless pupil to his English teacher, ˜I try to learn, but everything you say goes in both ears and out the other."
"Goes in both ears and out the other?" asked the puzzled teacher, "but you only have two ears, son."
"You see, sir," I`m no good at math, either!"

"It's no good, sir," said the hopeless pupil to his English teacher.
"I try to learn, but everything you say goes in both ears and out the other.""Goes in both ears and out the other?" asked the puzzled teacher.
"But you only have two ears.""You see, sir? I'm no good at math, either."

Teacher: What is can't short for? Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut!