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Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th year of bringing America's best and brightest to the Nation's Capitol to help the "Head Man" do his job. We expect that 1998 will be the most exciting one yet! Why, you might be asking yourself, do I want to be a part of this demanding, yet rewarding program? Check this out: * Be a part of the action in the pulsing, throbbing political scene of the hottest city in the world! * Get up close and personal with some of America's movers and shakers! * See rooms in the White House that even a VIP tour won't show you! * Get total access to plenty of sensitive Presidential activities! Sound like it's for you? Just listen to this testimonial from a former intern: "I couldn't believe it! After only a few months on the job answering phones and fetching coffee, there I was, debriefing the president.. .. Getting involved in executive branch affairs is just fantastic." - M. Lewinsky, more...

What does Bill say to prospective interns?" Haven't I cum across your face before?"

"Can you support a family?" the prospective father-in-law asked his daughter's fiance. Surprised, the groom to be replied, "Well, no. 1 was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you will have to fend for your selves."

Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th year of bringing America's best and brightest to the Nation's Capitol to help the "Head Man" do his job. We expect that 1998 will be the most exciting one yet! Why, you might be asking yourself, do I want to be a part of this demanding, yet rewarding program? Check this out: * Be a part of the action in the pulsing, throbbing political scene of the hottest city in the world! * Get up close and personal with some of America's movers and shakers! * See rooms in the White House that even a VIP tour won't show you! * Get total access to plenty of sensitive Presidential activities! Sound like it's for you? Just listen to this testimonial from a former intern: "I couldn't believe it! After only a few months on the job answering phones and fetching coffee, there I was, debriefing the president....Getting involved in executive branch affairs is just fantastic."- M. Lewinsky, Beverly more...

Subject: Prospective Employee Assessment

To: All Managers

The Following Guidelines Shall Be Used When Hiring New Personnel.

Take The Prospective Employees You Are Trying To Place And Put Them In A Room With Only A Table And Two Chairs. Leave Them Alone For Two Hours, Without Any Instruction. At The End Of That Time, Go Back And See What They Are Doing.
If They Have Taken The Table Apart In That Time, Put Them In Engineering.
If They Are Counting The Butts In The Ashtray, Assign Them To Finance.
If They Are Screaming And Waving Their Arms, Send Them Off To Manufacturing.
If They Are Talking To The Chairs, Personnel Is A Good Spot For Them.
If They Are Sleeping, They Are Management Material.
If They Are Writing Up The Experience, Send Them To Technical Publications.
If They Don't Even Look Up When You Enter The Room, Assign Them To Security.
If They Try To Tell You It's Not As Bad As It Looks, Send Them To more...